The sea creatures of Tasmania

When you go to Tasmania you smell nothing but fresh fruit and meet nothing but friendly people. But beware; in the sea lives creatures unknown to man. Like this green seamonster who tried to pull me in with it's long tentacles...

Stop the thief!

Some local junkie needed money for his next hit, and decided that my store looked like it could spare some sunglasses. Instead of just stealing a pair, this guy had the bright idea to take the whole lot. Problem was it was too heavy for him to carry , so the bright young man casually gets a trolly and off he goes. With a lot of sunglasses. Why didn't I stop him? Well, he had that camouflage jacket on, I didn't see him!

I don't get mad.

I get even....