Stop the thief!

Some local junkie needed money for his next hit, and decided that my store looked like it could spare some sunglasses. Instead of just stealing a pair, this guy had the bright idea to take the whole lot. Problem was it was too heavy for him to carry , so the bright young man casually gets a trolly and off he goes. With a lot of sunglasses. Why didn't I stop him? Well, he had that camouflage jacket on, I didn't see him!

I don't get mad.

I get even....