Stag night aftermath

A good friend of mine, Morten, just got married.
I didn't make it to his wedding (cause I had to work, yey) but I did make it to his stag night.

First we threw him out of an airplane, and then we drove him into the forest and up a mountain side and forced him to down a bottle of Vodka (he had his first drink at midnight, so we had to be a bit rough on him).

There was no stripper, but we had a big bondfire burning all night and everyone had a good time. At least until the next morning when we woke up outside hung over as hell with no water in sight. And most retarded of all was the groom.

Mission accomplished.

First blood

Finally the bike season is here!

Now I can go screaming down the mountain sides and through the forest, scaring everything and anything off the path infront of me...

Except boomgates.

Hint, if you see one; hit the breaks!

Don't worry, the bike's OK :)

Everyday Festival

Norwegians really wake up when the temperature rises, and Oslo is the place to be. Everyone's smiling and people even say hello to eachother.

The river that divides Oslo into east and west used to divide the people too (white snobs in the west and dark imigrant slum to the east), but now the people are merging all along the river bank. Having lots of parks, beers, music and sunshine helps of course.

This picture is from Sofienberg Park on a wednesday afternoon, just imagine what it's like on a saturday! It may look like we have some smog, but that's the combined smell of a hundred BBQs (and a doobie or two).

I can still hear the bongo drums...

Doctor, I have a Crab in my eye!

I was island hopping in the Oslo fjord when we came across this huge Cod's head. My friend had to pick it up of course, and that's when we discovered that someone was living in the cod's ocular orbit.

He was all "Hey guys, I can eat my own house if i want. I think I'll stay in here all summer!"

No spring?

Hey!

We just went from winter and straight to summer. No leaving the house in a T-shirt to later find out that it's just a bit too cold still. Just straight from wearing two shirts and a jackcet to wearing shorts. I can dig it.

(although the evil people at the weathercenter say a cold front is on it's way with snow for the north of Norway.)

It's funny that when you take a boat out on the fjord you never think "oh, I can't wait til this whole thing is frozen over and we can walk right here on the ice" (see previous post from february)

T-bone

Saw this.

Made me laugh :)