Close encounter of the n-th degree

The first alien to visit earth since the dawn of man, and what do I do?

Poke him with a stick!

Seriously, if anyone out there has any idea what this is, I would like to know.

I showed this picture to a marine biologist, but she didn't have a clue what it was.

It didn't squirm or scream when I poked it, so either it was dead or just pretending to be asleep so I would take my stick and go elsewhere...

It has proper organs and an ass in both ends, so it must be highly intelligent.

Metal up all your asses

A must-see documentary for all metal fans:

http://www.jonhs.net/freemovies/metal_headbangers_journey.htm

Enjoy :)

The sea creatures of Tasmania

When you go to Tasmania you smell nothing but fresh fruit and meet nothing but friendly people. But beware; in the sea lives creatures unknown to man. Like this green seamonster who tried to pull me in with it's long tentacles...

Stop the thief!

Some local junkie needed money for his next hit, and decided that my store looked like it could spare some sunglasses. Instead of just stealing a pair, this guy had the bright idea to take the whole lot. Problem was it was too heavy for him to carry , so the bright young man casually gets a trolly and off he goes. With a lot of sunglasses. Why didn't I stop him? Well, he had that camouflage jacket on, I didn't see him!

I don't get mad.

I get even....

Someone call the police

Oh, never mind. I think it's too late.

I'm just glad i have a mobile phone :)

On fire!

It's been a long time since I'v seen autum.
Five years I believe. It's not as bad as I remember.

Sure, it rains alot and the days get shorter and you know that winter is just around the corner, but it's kinda nice to put on a jacket when you go out. People start to get more keen on indoor activities and eating good food becomes an important thing. Going to concerts and movies and getting together at a friends house really helps.

Oh, and then there's the fantastic change of colours. All the trees (well, only the ones with leaves on them) suck up all the energy stored in the leaves and the pigments change colours to absorbe as much of the sunlight as they can.

I got home the other day and it looked as though my building was on fire.

It was only autum.

Stag night aftermath

A good friend of mine, Morten, just got married.
I didn't make it to his wedding (cause I had to work, yey) but I did make it to his stag night.

First we threw him out of an airplane, and then we drove him into the forest and up a mountain side and forced him to down a bottle of Vodka (he had his first drink at midnight, so we had to be a bit rough on him).

There was no stripper, but we had a big bondfire burning all night and everyone had a good time. At least until the next morning when we woke up outside hung over as hell with no water in sight. And most retarded of all was the groom.

Mission accomplished.

First blood

Finally the bike season is here!

Now I can go screaming down the mountain sides and through the forest, scaring everything and anything off the path infront of me...

Except boomgates.

Hint, if you see one; hit the breaks!

Don't worry, the bike's OK :)

Everyday Festival

Norwegians really wake up when the temperature rises, and Oslo is the place to be. Everyone's smiling and people even say hello to eachother.

The river that divides Oslo into east and west used to divide the people too (white snobs in the west and dark imigrant slum to the east), but now the people are merging all along the river bank. Having lots of parks, beers, music and sunshine helps of course.

This picture is from Sofienberg Park on a wednesday afternoon, just imagine what it's like on a saturday! It may look like we have some smog, but that's the combined smell of a hundred BBQs (and a doobie or two).

I can still hear the bongo drums...

Doctor, I have a Crab in my eye!

I was island hopping in the Oslo fjord when we came across this huge Cod's head. My friend had to pick it up of course, and that's when we discovered that someone was living in the cod's ocular orbit.

He was all "Hey guys, I can eat my own house if i want. I think I'll stay in here all summer!"

No spring?

Hey!

We just went from winter and straight to summer. No leaving the house in a T-shirt to later find out that it's just a bit too cold still. Just straight from wearing two shirts and a jackcet to wearing shorts. I can dig it.

(although the evil people at the weathercenter say a cold front is on it's way with snow for the north of Norway.)

It's funny that when you take a boat out on the fjord you never think "oh, I can't wait til this whole thing is frozen over and we can walk right here on the ice" (see previous post from february)